If They Tweeted... http://iftheytweeted.com What if everyone had a Twitter? Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:25:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 James Cameron tweets Sam Worthington http://iftheytweeted.com/james-cameron-tweets-sam-worthington/ http://iftheytweeted.com/james-cameron-tweets-sam-worthington/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:25:15 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=176 james_cameron-tweets-sam_worthington

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/james-cameron-tweets-sam-worthington/feed/ Rachel Uchitel tweets Tiger Woods http://iftheytweeted.com/rachel-uchitel-tweets-tiger-woods/ http://iftheytweeted.com/rachel-uchitel-tweets-tiger-woods/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:27:20 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=171 rachel-uchite-tiger-woods

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/rachel-uchitel-tweets-tiger-woods/feed/ Tiger Woods tweets DMV after Car Crash http://iftheytweeted.com/tiger-woods-tweets-dmv-after-car-crash/ http://iftheytweeted.com/tiger-woods-tweets-dmv-after-car-crash/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:58:26 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=168 tiger-woods-dmv-car-crash

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/adam-lambert-tweets-ama-keyboard-player/feed/ Jack Tweets Pau Gasol of LA Lakers http://iftheytweeted.com/jack-tweets-pau-gasol-of-la-lakers/ http://iftheytweeted.com/jack-tweets-pau-gasol-of-la-lakers/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:21:09 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=157 Jack tweets Pau Gasol of the LA Lakers

Jack tweets Pau Gasol of the LA Lakers

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/jack-tweets-pau-gasol-of-la-lakers/feed/ Taylor Swift tweets Kanye West http://iftheytweeted.com/taylor-swift-tweets-kanye-west/ http://iftheytweeted.com/taylor-swift-tweets-kanye-west/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:08:30 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=152 taylorswift-tweets-kanye-west

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/taylor-swift-tweets-kanye-west/feed/ SC Rep Joe Wilson tweets President Obama http://iftheytweeted.com/sc-rep-joe-wilson-tweets-president-obama/ http://iftheytweeted.com/sc-rep-joe-wilson-tweets-president-obama/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:09:57 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=149 joe-wilson-obama

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/gmail-tweets-hotmail-yahoo-aol/feed/ Willy Wonka tweets Lamar Odom http://iftheytweeted.com/willy-wonka-tweets-lamar-odom/ http://iftheytweeted.com/willy-wonka-tweets-lamar-odom/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:29:08 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=143 willywonkatweetslamarodom

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/willy-wonka-tweets-lamar-odom/feed/ Satan tweets Quentin Tarantino about Inglourious Basterds http://iftheytweeted.com/satan-tweets-quentin-tarantino-about-inglourious-basterds/ http://iftheytweeted.com/satan-tweets-quentin-tarantino-about-inglourious-basterds/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:26:15 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=137 satan-twitters-tarantino

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/satan-tweets-quentin-tarantino-about-inglourious-basterds/feed/ District 9 Director Neill Blomkamp tweets Peter Jackson http://iftheytweeted.com/district-9-director-neill-blomkamp-tweets-peter-jackson/ http://iftheytweeted.com/district-9-director-neill-blomkamp-tweets-peter-jackson/#comments Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:16:59 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=134 district-9-tweet

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/district-9-director-neill-blomkamp-tweets-peter-jackson/feed/ Edward Cullen of Twilight tweets Jacob Black of New Moon http://iftheytweeted.com/edward-cullen-of-twilight-tweets-jacob-black-of-new-moon/ http://iftheytweeted.com/edward-cullen-of-twilight-tweets-jacob-black-of-new-moon/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:00:10 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=131 edward_cullen_tweets_jacob_black_newmoon_twilight

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/criss-angel-tweets-holly-madison/feed/ U.S. Economy tweets Obama’s Cabinet http://iftheytweeted.com/us-economy-tweets-obamas-cabinet/ http://iftheytweeted.com/us-economy-tweets-obamas-cabinet/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:49:21 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=125 economy_us_obama_cabinet_tweet

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/us-economy-tweets-obamas-cabinet/feed/ Hulk Hogan replies to Macho Man’s tweet to Brooke Hogan http://iftheytweeted.com/hulk-hogan-replies-to-macho-mans-tweet-to-brooke-hogan/ http://iftheytweeted.com/hulk-hogan-replies-to-macho-mans-tweet-to-brooke-hogan/#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:34:27 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=122 hulk_hoga_macho_man_brooke_hogan_fhm

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/hulk-hogan-replies-to-macho-mans-tweet-to-brooke-hogan/feed/ Tony Montana tweets Billy Mays http://iftheytweeted.com/tony-montana-tweets-billy-mays/ http://iftheytweeted.com/tony-montana-tweets-billy-mays/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:57:11 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=119 tony-montana-scarface-coke-tweets-billy-mays

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/tony-montana-tweets-billy-mays/feed/ Ripcord tweets G.I. Joe director http://iftheytweeted.com/ripcord-tweets-gi-joe-director-stephen-sommers/ http://iftheytweeted.com/ripcord-tweets-gi-joe-director-stephen-sommers/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:50:48 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=114 ripcordjoe-gi-joe-tweets-stephen-sommers

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/ripcord-tweets-gi-joe-director-stephen-sommers/feed/ Skat Kat tweets Paula Abdul http://iftheytweeted.com/skat-kat-tweets-paula-abdul/ http://iftheytweeted.com/skat-kat-tweets-paula-abdul/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:35:49 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=111 skat-kat-tweets-paula-abdul

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/skat-kat-tweets-paula-abdul/feed/ Darth Vader replies to Admiral Motti’s tweet http://iftheytweeted.com/darth-vader-replies-to-admiral-mottis-tweet/ http://iftheytweeted.com/darth-vader-replies-to-admiral-mottis-tweet/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:53:11 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=108 lordvader

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/darth-vader-replies-to-admiral-mottis-tweet/feed/ Edward Scissorhands tweets Tina Fey http://iftheytweeted.com/edward-scissorhands-tweets-tina-fey/ http://iftheytweeted.com/edward-scissorhands-tweets-tina-fey/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:48:36 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=103 edward-scissor-hands-tina-fey-tweet

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/edward-scissorhands-tweets-tina-fey/feed/ Elliot the Dragon tweets Pete http://iftheytweeted.com/elliot-the-dragon-tweets-pete/ http://iftheytweeted.com/elliot-the-dragon-tweets-pete/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:45:38 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=101 petes-dragon-elliot-tweet

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/elliot-the-dragon-tweets-pete/feed/ Superman tweets Clark Kent http://iftheytweeted.com/superman-tweets-clark-kent/ http://iftheytweeted.com/superman-tweets-clark-kent/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:07:12 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=95 superman_tweets_clark_kent

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/superman-tweets-clark-kent/feed/ Count Dracula Tweets Stephenie Meyer http://iftheytweeted.com/count-dracula-tweets-stephenie-meyer/ http://iftheytweeted.com/count-dracula-tweets-stephenie-meyer/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:27:37 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=88 dracula

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/count-dracula-tweets-stephenie-meyer/feed/ Bob Marley Tweets http://iftheytweeted.com/bob-marley-tweets/ http://iftheytweeted.com/bob-marley-tweets/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:19:04 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=82 bobmarley

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/bob-marley-tweets/feed/ Eve Tweets Adam http://iftheytweeted.com/eve-tweets-adam/ http://iftheytweeted.com/eve-tweets-adam/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:10:11 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=74 eve

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/eve-tweets-adam/feed/ Wilt Chamberlain Tweets Jerry West http://iftheytweeted.com/wilt-chamberlain-tweets-jerry-west/ http://iftheytweeted.com/wilt-chamberlain-tweets-jerry-west/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:31:28 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=69 twitter-wilt-chamberlin-jerrywest

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/wilt-chamberlain-tweets-jerry-west/feed/ Vanilla Ice Tweets David Bowie http://iftheytweeted.com/vanilla-ice-tweets-david-bowie/ http://iftheytweeted.com/vanilla-ice-tweets-david-bowie/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:26:21 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=61 vanilla-ice-david-bowie-tweets

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]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/vanilla-ice-tweets-david-bowie/feed/ Admiral Motti Tweets Lord Darth Vader http://iftheytweeted.com/admiral-motti-tweets-lord-darth-vader/ http://iftheytweeted.com/admiral-motti-tweets-lord-darth-vader/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:06:49 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=59 admiral-almotti-darth-vader-tweet

FILE UNDER: learn to shut up, talks to much, smartass, pwned

]]> http://iftheytweeted.com/admiral-motti-tweets-lord-darth-vader/feed/ Abraham Lincoln Tweets John Wilkes Booth http://iftheytweeted.com/abraham-lincoln-booth/ http://iftheytweeted.com/abraham-lincoln-booth/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:23:49 +0000 admin http://iftheytweeted.com/?p=50 abe-lincoln-tweet2

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